Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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