it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
