you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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