Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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