The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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