I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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