Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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