ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
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