Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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