Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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