I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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