i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
