At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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