So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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