How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
