I wanna bring you to show and tell
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
