Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I need to calm my uterus...
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Randomize
