Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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