Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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