I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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