sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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