I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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