Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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