will power is for people who don't want to get laid
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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