the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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