just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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