You surviving the open bar?
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It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
