i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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