drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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