Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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