well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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