I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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