Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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