with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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