So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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