No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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