Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Randomize
