The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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