I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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