Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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