Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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