The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
My vagina just clenched in fear
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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