There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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