I don't think brook has ever known best
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
