Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
whose parrot is this?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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