The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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