Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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