Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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