Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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