When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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